"Conspiracy Realist" Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a quiet confidence. The front reads “CONSPIRACY” with “THEORIST” crossed out and replaced by a bold, handwritten “REALIST” in red — a witty, slightly rebellious statement for anyone who likes to question the narrative. The soft, washed-in color and relaxed fit make it feel lived-in from the first wear. Throw it on for coffee runs, mid-week Bible study, or weekend meetups with friends who appreciate dry humor and sharp thinking. It layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a conversation starter when you want to make a subtle yet clear point.
FIND YOUR FIT!
Normal Fit: Your regular size will feel comfortable with a slight classic drape, though the garment-dyeing process can make it feel slightly snugger or shorter than standard blank tees.
Slightly Relaxed Look: Size up 1 size if you want a roomier, more casual look without it feeling overwhelmingly baggy.
Trendy Oversized / Baggy Look: Size up 2 sizes to achieve that extra-slouchy, long-line appearance that drops past the hips and covers shorts.
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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